Tag Archives: Michael Jordan

3-Man Weave episode 108: The Knicks of Time

DeSalv, LeMar, and Kodis O’Shay discuss the merit of Michael Jordan’s statement on racial violence, Amar’e Stoudemire’s retirement, the distant future of the LA Clippers, WWE, and more. Download 3-Man Weave on iTunes Download 3-Man Weave on Stitcher

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Marz Media Podcast – Episode 68: Fire Gary Vitti

LeMar and DeSalv talk more NBA, focusing on the Heat-Pacers rivalry, Dwight Howard’s diet, and how Kobe Bryant is similar to Hulk Hogan for all the wrong reasons.

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NBA’s Bobcats to Become Hornets Again, Insects Upset

CHARLOTTE, NC—North Carolina’s wasp population has banded together to protest Michael Jordan’s plan to restore the Hornets name to his NBA franchise. Currently known as the Bobcats, the team’s recent trend of futility has human residents of the city taking the threat of growing wasp ire seriously. Since Jordan’s announcement last week, EpiPens have disappeared […]

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[BREAKING NEWS] Team USA Injured From Being Too Good, Listed As “Every Other Day”

LONDON, U.K.—The dominance of global competition by the USA men’s basketball team proved a forgone conclusion until Saturday’s 99-95 win over Lithuania. The narrow margin of victory has since revived questions about whether this 2012 team is as good as the record-breaking 83-point victory over Nigeria on Thursday suggested. Almost immediately after the Lithuania game, […]

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Michael Jordan Fires Team, Buys Kentucky Wildcats

In an unprecedented front office move, Charlotte Bobcats owner Michael Jordan secured the draft rights to the NCAA champion Kentucky Wildcats. Most well known as the greatest basketball player of all time, Jordan’s reputation as a sports executive has been nothing short of disastrous. Reporters, wondering how NBA Commissioner David Stern could concede such a […]

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